Episode 65: Offscreen Breakups (LD 5×03 The Best Exotic Nanite Hotel)

Rob: Hello everyone and
welcome back to Subspace Radio.

We are here to talk about another
episode of Star Trek that is out

there in the cos-mess, cosmos even.

Kevin: The cos mess.

What a

Rob: go with that.

What a mess that it is when
you're dealing with the Cerritos.

I'm your host Rob and
joining me as always Kevin.

How are you?

Kevin: Hello.

I'm excited to talk about
The Best Exotic Nanite Hotel.

Rob: Exotic Nanite Hotel, because of
course, that's what Lower Decks calls it.

Yes, we're up to episode 3 of Lower Decks.

It's final season.

I can't believe we're
saying goodbye to it.

I said that last week and I'm gonna say
it every week, no, Lower Decks, stay.

Discovery, I was glad to see the
back of you, but no, no, no, Lower

Decks, we've only just got to know ya.

Stick around, please.

Kevin: Yeah.

Uh, may they can make a, a
sequel series called Mid Decks.

Rob: Exactly, they'll just move
up and up and up and up and up!

So, Kevin, what did you think of this most
recent episode, with tendi, Tendi back?

Kevin: Yeah, Tendi's back.

She's excited to be scanning things, and
I'm excited to have her scanning things.

That's great.

Um, we had Jennifer and Mariner.

Who knew that was a story we
were missing the ending of?

But I am so happy.

Even though they were both pretending,
I just love them being snuggly and sweet

together, so I really enjoyed that if
for no other reason, this, this episode.

And also just the setting
of that cruise ship.

It just seemed like they were,
they were like, we, we need to

make this episode more interesting.

So every scene is going to be in a
different biome, a different situation.

We're on a frozen
mountain peak one moment.

We're cruising down a
slow river on inner tubes.

It just, variety from scene to
scene, this episode just kept,

kept it interesting throughout.

And so it was kind of a, just a
rollercoaster ride of good times.

Rob: And it's almost Grecian, coastal,
marketplace feel in some areas, and

look, it just gets, gets me laughing
in an hysterical way when they

capture in animation form, someone
who has been out in the sun too

long but they've had sunglasses on?

There's something innately funny about
someone who is over red in the skin, but

the eyelines of their sunglasses are still

Kevin: just see how white they were

Rob: Yeah.

That is innately funny, especially in
animation form, when it's done that way.

I think it's particularly hilarious.

Kevin: And talking of, um, Bradward
Boimler's journey in this episode, uh, It

never ceases to amaze me how many angles
they keep finding on the what it's like

to not be the bridge crew on a starship.

So that whole thing of, oh, you're
the canary in the coal mine.

The, the first officer's using you
for all the dangerous situations.

Rob: And nobody, and nobody
understands the, the metaphor

of the canary and the coalmine,

Kevin: I'm not the canary!

He's not the canary, you bastards!

That even I don't know.

Rob: And the poor, yeah, the poor
uh, Ensign who's lost his hands

and had to have them regrown.

Um, yeah, just the multiple layers of
it, type of stuff that we, is very much

a season one, uh, Lower Decks, but still,

Kevin: Yeah, it the premise
feel fresh all over.

They're all, they're all, uh,
lieutenants and lieutenant junior

grades or whatever at this moment.

They're no longer the ensigns they
started as and yet this episode managed

to recapture a little bit of that magic.

It was like a, a leftover premise or
they, it occurred to them too late

and they were like, you know what?

It's never too late to make
our, our lower deckers feel

especially, uh, like underlings.

Rob: Definitely, and trying to find
new things that you create, you know,

crisis of identity with, uh, with Mariner
and Boimler, especially because he's

seen this better version of himself
that he wants to emulate, so much so

he's, you know, he's grown, he's grown
three or four extra hairs on his face

Kevin: Mm

Rob: um, but now dealing with this Can
I be that adventurous, throw myself

in the deep end, or should I just,
you know, step back entirely and keep

away from that adventurous spirit?

Is it just all black and white?

Is it one or the other?

It's um, like Mariner was dealing with the
crisis of, do I accept this responsibility

and has to see a literal different
version of herself from another universe.

Boimler's facing these questions,
you know, last week with the people

under him following his rules.

Um, and this week can I play that role
of the canary or am I something more?

Kevin: It's kind of interesting, um,
the pattern that's emerging in this

series, that we've gone back to a
show where the bridge crew is really

in the background, that most of them
don't appear in any given episode.

I don't think we've, I think we've
had one, maybe two lines from Dr.

Taana at all this

Rob: Yeah.

If

Kevin: Uh, yeah, and, and most
of the bridge crew are gone.

I loved Ransom this
episode, but only takes one.

And Billups is not really a bridge crew.

He's kind of second secondary there,
but yeah, uh, Ransom was hilarious.

I'm just trying to give
you a win here, Bra.

I'm not your bra.

So good.

Um, and, and having him and argue, uh,
him and Billups bickering over what

their secret identities should be for
the mission was hilarious as well.

But a little goes a long way with that
bridge crew and we have refocused on

our Lower Decks crew members here and
I think the show is stronger for it.

Rob: And especially we needed to,
what with the upheaval with Tendi

leaving and now coming back, we
need to reestablish our, our four,

but now five with, with T'Lyn uh,

Kevin: Speaking of T'Lyn, she had a
hilarious time with her, her fanning,

uh, her fangirling about, uh, about the,
the musician Krog, Krog on the Rocks.

Rob: That's right.

Kevin: I'm having difficulty
maintaining my focus in

anticipation of Krog's propinquity.

Had look that one up.

It means, uh, someone who, who,
uh, you know, physical proximity.

Rob: Ah,

Kevin: She's anticipating him being
near soon is what she's saying.

Rob: Excellent, excellent.

We seen that species before?

Kevin: No, well, I don't think so.

Maybe.

It strikes me as just something
funny someone drew for a one line

low, low register comment a episode.

So maybe.

But, uh, yeah, the, the, the
musician on the vibe tubes

was, uh, really, really good.

And the, the little back and forth they
had where they were mutual admirers

of each other was funny as well.

Rob: But yeah, the focus on the vibe
tubes and how important they were to, you

know, to getting to the key problem with
the nanites growing and expanding and all

that type of stuff was great, and just the
focus and attention it got was hilarious.

Kevin: Yeah.

Um, not a whole lot else going on here.

I mean, I guess it's worth talking
a little more in detail about,

uh, what was the couple name?

Jeriner that we got uh,
Jennifer and Mariner.

Rob: That's right.

Kevin: Yeah.

What did you make of, uh,
Jennifer's dastardly plot to,

uh, Gaslight Mariner here?

Rob: Well it's very much, like I
think what you're saying, it sort of

like played out for us the audience
as it did for Mariner as well.

We're there going, what,
is this still a thing?

Oh no it isn't, oh what's this?

Oh and then the truth comes out and then
a beautiful, you know, coda at the end

of just, uh, you know, recognition that,
the both of them are ready to move on.

And, uh, they were both
deceiving each other, and you're

trying to one up each other.

It was an interesting representation of
what's come before, a good representation

of what could have been, and, uh, a great
resolution to, uh, to that relationship.

Which is, uh, which your part of it
goes, oh, I thought we were done with

this, and then you go, oh no, I want
to see a little bit more of this, and

you go, oh no, they've done enough,

Kevin: I had to go back and look, like
I said, I could not, I had not, um, this

relationship on my list of unresolved
things in Lower Decks, so I went back

and looked, and so Season 3 was the big
season for, uh, Mariner and Jennifer,

and they get together when, uh, Jennifer
saves Mariner's life, and then there's

an episode early in season three where,
uh, Jennifer just sort of casually rolls

out of Mariner's bunk and, and the rest
of the Lower Deckers are like, Ooh,

Rob: Hehehe

Kevin: that episode, uh, Jennifer
introduces Mariner to all of her

friends who are having a, uh,
intention candle making salon.

And, uh, yeah.

Mariner is second guessing all her natural
tendencies and Jennifer goes, No, I love

that you don't take shits from anyone.

That's why I brought you here.

And she ends up stunning all of her
friends in order to conserve oxygen

Rob: That's right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kevin: is out of power.

So that's kind of like the
height of their relationship.

And just a few episodes later in episode
nine, Trusted Sources, that's when the

reporter is on board and everyone assumes
Mariner has trash talked the crew.

In fact, she's the only one
who stood up for the Cerritos.

But Mariner gets sent off to Starbase 80
and like the last person Mariner confronts

before she leaves the ship is Jennifer.

And she says, you of all
people have to believe me.

And Jennifer says, no, I'm returning
your intent intention candle.

And, uh, Mariner says, no, keep it, give
it to your friend who ran the salon.

So, um, yeah, at that point they, they
didn't say we're breaking up, but also

Jennifer didn't stand up for Mariner.

And when, when Mariner does return to the
ship, there is that moment where she's

in the, the, uh, observation lounge and,
and Mariner just kind of walks past her

and, and nothing is made of that moment
and that is what's referenced here.

So yes, that was the, uh, whirlwind
tour of Jennifer and Mariner and yeah,

it was kind of unresolved and, uh, I, I
loved dealing with it, if only because,

as we're about to discuss, there are
so many other relationships left on the

ground in Star Trek as unresolved things
or things that were apparently resolved

off screen, uh, left to the imagination.

Glad that they dealt with it here.

Rob: Yeah, very much so.

They something that we all
assumed was dealt offscreen.

We actually got onscreen,
so let's go have a look.

Let's have a look back at those
relationships that did indeed

end offscreen and we never
got any real explanation why.

Kevin: Indeed, there's a few here that
I, that I found when I started looking.

And the first one should be
very familiar to you, Rob.

It's Scotty and Uhura from Star Trek V.

And then not in Star Trek
VI, very conspicuously.

Rob: thing.

I think, you know, you know, all,
all good dramas have three acts,

a beginning, a middle, and an end.

We literally just got the
middle of this relationship.

We didn't see where it came from,
and we didn't see where it went.

We just see this brief moment
of their sharing food together.

Kevin: Yeah, they were all that
and a bag of chips, literally.

Rob: Literally a bag of chips as well.

and

Kevin: They're space dock, and at the
start of Star Trek V, Scotty's trying

to fix up the Enterprise that is in
no shape to take on the universe.

Rob: see what she's got, he

Kevin: Yeah.

And see what she's got.

Yeah.

The, the guts fell out of it
as soon as they tried to warp

drive at the end of Star Trek IV.

And, uh, and Uhura comes to the bridge and
sees Scotty's burning the midnight oil.

But she's got his back.

She's, uh, she's brought him a bag of
chips to, to tide him over and it's,

it's very sweet, but also confusing.

Rob: Very, very confusing.

Yeah, I did very much feel like,
y'know, the kids, and what, why are

this uncle and aunt from different
relationships talking like this to each

other and giving each other some, like,
rubs on the back and stuff, y'know.

We get no explanation, and no
better we don't know what your

open relationships mean, come on.

Kevin: Yeah, there are many things
that are wrong with Star Trek V and

we've talked about many of previous

Rob: We've done an entire commentary!

We've done an

Kevin: I'm going to take a stand,
I'm going to take a stand here.

I don't know what I said in that
commentary, but here and now

today, I'm going to say I am on
the side of Scotty and Uhura.

I, I wanted it to work.

liked what they were doing in that scene.

It was a little out of nowhere,
but I, I found it a pleasant

surprise and I'm sad it got dropped.

Rob: Me too, me too, it's, yeah,
it seemed like, like I said, you

know, it seemed like we only got
a little bit of this narrative.

We don't know where it came from.

It hadn't really been
developed in anything else.

But it was tantalizing to
go, where did this come from,

and, and, um, you know, where

Kevin: it seemed to have been created
specifically so that Scotty and Uhura

would have some unprofessional or beyond
professional relationship when Sybok

started messing with their brains.

So that there would be a little
extra something there between

them as they faced that threat.

Rob: Other than a fan dance.

Kevin: Yeah, for sure.

Um, and

Rob: That's purely professional that fan

Kevin: Yeah, yeah, of course, it

Rob: Of course.

You've gotta do a

Kevin: the line of duty.

Rob: You've gotta do a course
the Academy on fan dancing!

Kevin: Well, she teaches that

Rob: She does!

Yeah yeah yeah.

Kevin: Yeah.

I can't say I missed it in Star Trek VI
when they were back to their professional

selves, but it was a fun color on them,
and I, if they had lived happily ever

after, or at least, you know, long enough
for, uh, Scotty to be, uh, talking about

his long lost love in Relics when he
shows up out of the transporter buffer

in Star Trek The Next Generation.

That would have been a beautiful little
bit of continuity and, you know, they

worked together for so many years.

It would have been a lovely
little story of them.

Like, any two of them could have been,
but like, Scotty and Uhura ending

up together, I feel like would have
been a nice thing, uh, to kind of cap

off the story of that bridge crew.

Rob: Yeah!

I always, like, I've always saw it
as, as the, when a show's running out

of ideas, a TV show is running out of

Kevin: Let's start pairing people

Rob: start pairing people up.

It happened on, uh, one of my favourite
TV shows, Homicide Life on the

Street, I'm going, you're all meant
to be like professional detectives,

why are you now all hooking up?

Kevin: I was going to reach for Friends.

Rob: Well, or

Kevin: that is sort of
core to the premise.

Rob: Friends is ultimately, yeah, the,
let's just, let's almost them making fun

of it as well with Joey and Rachel in the
end, but there are some people going, Oh

no, Joey and Rachel could have worked.

I'm going, okay, I'm out.

All we know is that Ross
is a horrible human being.

But, um, but yeah, it does, like, normally
it is in that situation, but there's

something about the fact that whether,
you know, just the charm of Jimmy Doohan

and Nichelle Nichols, to have that
beautiful chemistry that they have,

I'm just like, ooh, that's tantalizing.

Ooh, that's a little yeah.

Kevin: Yeah.

And, you know, people of a certain age
falling in love is also not something you,

you often see explored in pop culture.

was, it was working for a moment there
on the bridge, it was working in it.

It's a shame that spark
fizzled out, I feel like.

Rob: Especially within, especially
within the joke that Star Trek became at

that time, it was a Simpsons joke, you
know, Star Trek 12, so very, very tired.

But yeah, to have

Kevin: Is there any merit in indulging in
the canon story that must have occurred

off screen there between those two films?

Like, I don't know if there's enough
there for us to kind of imagine

the story of them falling out of
love or the relationship ending.

I don't know, Scotty maybe spent
too much time reading technical

manuals and not enough time investing
in the relationship, something

Rob: Maybe it started happening
because of the whole Genesis thing,

because they were, you know, abandoned
on Vulcan and then getting back

Kevin: feeling young.

Rob: Feeling young.

Feeling young, man.

Um, yeah, it would be nice to explore,

Kevin: I'm sorry lassie, I'm too old.

This old space dog is too
old to learn any new tricks.

Rob: on running into low,
low hanging beams, you know,

I've just, I'm not the man I

Kevin: Well, that's it.

He hit his head on that beam and had some
amnesia and he lost a year of memories.

And when he woke up, he couldn't
remember them having any relationship.

It's tragic.

Rob: tragedy of Star Trek
V just keeps on giving.

Kevin: Let's move on to Star Trek The Next
Generation Season 7, where Worf and Deanna

Troi were thrust together into some dates.

on the holodeck.

Um, and, uh, by the time we came back to
them in Star Trek Generations, I want to

say, if not Insurrection, um, it seemed
they were, they were done and dusted.

Rob: Yeah, it seems like, yeah, cause
this is always one thing I've got

clarification from you, cause I was always
aware that I thought that, you know, the

Worf, Deanna thing was a lot bigger than
it actually was, and you've clarified

that for me, which is good to know.

But especially in,

Kevin: of episodes.

There was, like, there was definitely
Parallels is the, is one where they were

together and that's where Worf comes
back from the Bat'leth tournament and

hits a space bump and splits, he starts
jumping between parallel universes.

And some of them, uh, well, at the
start of this episode, they are,

as far as he knows, friends, but
in some of the parallel universes

he jumps to, they are together.

They are married.

Uh, they have, uh, a child together.

And that plants the seed, which in a
later episode, like the second last

episode of the entire series, they are,
you know, they, they, they get into a

turbolift together in their civilian
clothes and they are going for a picnic

on the holodeck and it's, it again is
like two, two nice characters that you

want the best for ending up together.

It's kind of like, okay.

Go, go, go for it, you crazy kids.

But I can't say there was ever any
spark on screen before that episode of

Parallels when they both, they, they
sold that alternate universe, uh, with

such, um, success that I guess the
writers went, okay, let's run with it.

Rob: Yeah, and then like, it never carried
on with the movies because, yeah, in

Generations, there's no real chemistry
between anyone, it's more focused just on

uh, Picard, um, and when you get to First
Contact, Worf's already moved to Deep

Kevin: on Deep Space Nine.

Yeah, the thing.

Okay, so that, I think that's what
broke them up, is Worf left the

Enterprise to go be on Deep Space Nine
and he said, I'm sorry, Deanna, um,

I'm sure you'll take this honorably.

Rob: Because that's the thing, as soon as
we get to First Contact, Deanna's getting

drunk with, uh, with, Cochrane, and

Kevin: Oh yeah, with and
Riker's coming in to like, uh,

be the, the sober party crasher,

Rob: he's got that knowing smile on
his face going, this before Yeah.

Kevin: I've seen this before, for

Rob: then, Insurrection, he's,
you know, smooth as an android's

bottom, and they are yeah.

Kevin: They're having the spa
baths together and, uh, yeah.

Rob: And I think they're gonna
call this the Riker Maneuver.

Oh, no, oh, that's something else.

Sorry, that's something
else in the episode.

Kevin: Hehehehe!

Such a strange decision on Next Gen.

We're coming up to the end of the series.

What, what things do we want to wrap up?

That they would not reach for Riker and
Troi and give them a happily ever after?

It's so interesting.

Even, you know, In that series finale,
All Good Things, when we jump to the

future, we see, uh, Picard and, uh,
Beverly have become married and divorced.

But Riker and Troi, there is no
story told there, about the future.

Um, it's very interesting, isn't it?

Rob: Yeah, it'd be fascinating
to see where it comes from

the writers rooms as well.

Like, I'd love to find out in the
writers rooms where they came up

with the idea of Scotty and Uhura.

Um, where did that spark come from?

Where did that was it from the actors?

Was it from the writing team?

Was it from William Shatner's,
you know, cocaine addled brain?

Um, no evidence according to that.

Um, allegedly.

Um, yeah, cause normally, like,
we'll probably discuss in one

of the the next relationship off
and on screen, Um, in Voyager.

Um, yeah, there wouldn't be some
sort of impulse to, they've been

the, the will they won't they for
the entire seven years, and then

Kevin: Was it like too obvious?

I mean, you and I are both improvisers,
and we learned the value of doing

the obvious and asking the question,
what does the audience want?

And I think, I would hope, that it
would be in their mind, their awareness,

that the audience would want, Riker
and Troi to live happily ever after.

But maybe they went it's too obvious
or it's too easy or it's too facile.

It, you know, anything, any version
of that we can think of telling and

that it wasn't the whole episode,
it would be too, uh, on the nose.

And so let's just leave it.

Rob: It does happen a lot in TV shows,
especially now because we're such in

the generation of the nostalgic reboot,
or the nostalgic sequel, and so very

much of that time of seven years,
they just never wanted to go back.

Never wanted to go back, retread
ground or anything like that, always

looking forward, always moving forward.

I could see that being the justification.

They're not really having and especially
within that time, it's the early days of

the internet, so fandom was not online
fandom was not what it is now, so they

always had that immediate connection to
what the audience is thinking, episode

to episode, or even minute to minute.

So, it's just that case of what
we all saw as fandom back at that

time, we're all there going, it's
so obvious, it is right there.

Riker and, you know, you know,
Deanna are meant to be together.

Um, when you're so caught up in
that world from a writing point of

view, you don't see it as clearly.

And so that's why every definition of
their relationship has them together.

Sure, with, you know, losing a
son and all that type of stuff in,

Kevin: Yeah, I'm just doing, I'm
just doing a little Googling in the

background as you're speaking there.

And I'm reminded that there
is a, there is a little bit of

Riker Troi in All Good Things.

And it's because when Picard travels
to the future, during that episode,

he learns that Riker and Troi, like,
there is bad blood, uh, because

of Troi and Worf's relationship,

Rob: Yeah, I do

Kevin: has hard feelings about it.

And when Picard comes back, he tells them
about this, and they, they, there's this

moment where Worf and Riker kind of go,
some things we should never let happen,

and they both go, yes, agreed, you know.

They, they, they have a, you know, a
nodding man's pact between each other

to not, not let that love triangle
come between their friendship.

Um, yeah, yeah.

So there is a little bit of that there.

And I guess that maybe, Somehow, a little
bit spelled the end of, of Troi and Worf.

Maybe that, that time traveling
glimpse of the future made

Worf say, You know what, Troi?

I value my, uh, professional
relationship and friendship with

Commander Riker too much you get in
between us, so I'm breaking up with

Rob: I need to move to a space station
and have another tragic romance.

Kevin: Yeah, or Troi
was like, you know what?

I won't be, I won't be between you two.

So I'd rather be with neither
of you than come between you.

So this needs to be over.

Rob: Yeah, you go, girlfriend.

Kevin: Yeah.

Um, moving on to Voyager where
there are a couple of these

relationships ended in the background.

And we'll start with the earlier
one, which is Neelix and Kes.

Rob: we all went, ooh,
thank heavens for that.

Kevin: Ha ha ha!

Um, such, uh, an odd thing.

Obviously, um, ill conceived on the page.

Maybe lost in casting.

Rob: there's, there's no

Kevin: Such a young ingenue in Kes.

And, you know, yes, in makeup,
yes, happy go lucky, youthful

in, um, spirit and attitude.

But the age difference always made
it so that you were never quite

sure if he was fatherly love towards
her or romantic love towards her.

Rob: It always got awkward when there was
like that love triangle thing with Paris

as well, Yeah, it was always ill advised.

Kevin: Yeah, I mean they decided not just
to put them together in a relationship

that was hard to show on screen because
it would be awkward, but the things

that they decided they could show
on screen were Neelix being jealous.

And, and that made it no fun and was a
downer in any episode where it occurred.

And so they ended up, I guess,
shying away from it and, and,

uh, quietly ending it off screen.

Rob: Yes!

Yes, and

Kevin: There, there were kisses on screen.

I, uh, I read an article that said there
were two or three, you know, on screen

kisses that kind of like made it official.

Um, and yeah, there was just enough
in dialogue that you can't, you

can't say they were never together.

They definitely were.

But it was, it was an odd,
uh, version of being together.

And, you know, two aliens, who are
we to apply our human standards

to a, a romantic relationship?

Um, but yes, um, there was some
attempt at writing an ending to this

one that I've read up on off screen.

There is a lost scene that was scripted
and shot that the actors, or at least

Ethan Phillips who played Neelix,
speaks about on a regular basis.

He describes it as like a multi page
scene where Neelix and Kes were together

in the science lab, which he says was
a, like a rarely used set on Voyager.

It was a standing set, but
they didn't use it very often.

And so that's why he remembers it.

It was multiple pages of dialogue
where they laid it out there, explained

kind of each character's perspective
and decided and said, clearly,

that the relationship was over.

And, and in, to his memory, it was,
um, it was a sweet, touching scene that

really gave, you know, closure to that
character story for both of them and he

regrets it not making it onto the screen.

Um, there is a book called The
Voyager Companion, that, uh, my,

my copy of it is in the mail.

But I have a scan of the page that talks

Rob: ha ha ha.

Kevin: and it's got at least an
abridged version of this scene.

Uh, so the episode in question
is Fair Trade, which is Season

3, Episode 13 of Voyager.

Um, a couple, uh, three episodes earlier,
uh, In Warlord, season three, episode

10, Kes is overtaken by a, a warlord.

Um, and, and, uh, Jennifer Lien, who
plays Kes, gets to play, have a really

big episode and play a very different
character, uh, being possessed by this

bloodthirsty, power hungry warlord dude.

And while possessed, unbeknownst to
Neelix, she meets him on the holodeck

and basically says, we need to take
some time apart, you're overbearing,

you always get jealous when I make
friends outside of our relationship,

and he goes, oh, uh, that's, that's
not my intention, you can definitely

spend your time however you want.

She goes, maybe we need some
time apart, and she leaves,

and he's like, Oh, my goodness.

And this is very close to a breakup, but
it's then later revealed that it wasn't

Kes, uh, and so, but it plants that seed.

And at the end of that episode,
she's talking to Tuvok of like,

this experience has changed me.

I look at all my
relationships differently.

And she calls out Neelix specifically.

And, and Tuvok says, uh, you are no
longer the same person and the course

of your life will change as a result.

Where that new course leads is up to you.

And so you could almost read that
as that's the moment Kes decided

she wanted out of the relationship.

Uh, so then three episodes later in
Fair Trade, this is an episode about

Neelix getting in over his head.

He's feeling insecure because the
next piece of space that the Voyager

will be traversing is out of his
expertise and he no longer feels

like he can pull his weight as the
guide through the Delta Quadrant.

So he makes some bad choices trying to
get a map of the the next area of space,

gets embroiled in a drug, um, trade thing.

Um, and one thing leads to another
and he decides he, in order to, to

get, keep himself out of prison,
he's going to have to steal some warp

plasma from Voyager and that is going
to spell his end on board the ship.

So he is starting to, like,
gently make his farewells secretly

to people and that I think is
where this deleted scene occurs.

Um, so it says 48, Interior, Science Lab.

Kes is doing inventory on a carton
of supplies when Neelix enters.

She glances at him,
uncertain of what is to come.

She has no way of knowing that
he believes this is the last

time he will ever see her.

Kes says, Hello, Neelix.

Neelix says, Kes, I wanted
to clear the air between us.

It's very apparent that our relationship
has been changing, that we aren't

close in the way we once were.

Kes.

I know, we seem to have drifted apart.

Neelix.

Maybe it's for the best, but I
want you to know, you've been the

finest friend anyone could have.

I'll always cherish that.

Kes.

Neelix, you sound as though
you're saying goodbye.

We'll always be friends, won't we?

Neelix.

Of course, always.

Kes moves to him and gives
him a quick kiss on the cheek.

Friendship only, nothing
sensual, says script.

Neelix stands like a rock and then
smiles sadly at her and exits.

Kes looks after him, a bit puzzled.

So there you go.

It, it seems like at least in Ethan
Phillips memory, it was a longer scene.

And I don't know, don't know
if there's just some stage

directions missing or what.

But that's what we've got so far.

I'm actually like, uh, stalking
eBay for the script of this

Rob: Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Kevin: I can get the official
typed version, but, uh, we'll see.

We'll see where, where that

Rob: Good luck with that

Kevin: Uh, yeah.

Thank you.

Um, so what do you think?

Neelix and Kes?

Rob: Yeah, I mean, it was always
a very underwritten relationship,

but never really, um, fully, yeah.

They seemed to go, well, let's do this,
and then they went, no, we can't do this.

Oh, well, let's try it this way.

No, that doesn't work.

And

Kevin: feels like their entire
relationship is made up of scenes that

didn't quite work and then had to get
chopped apart until they barely made

Rob: Yes, yeah, so, they, they definitely
didn't work together, Kes barely works

as a character on her own, and she
never really was given that chance

to, she was either just someone to
fawn after, or she was, or it's always

tricky when you're that, you know,
you have so much potential, you've

got so much within you that you need
to let out, and so they become this,

you know, almost, um, ex machina, um,

Kevin: No fault of the actor, I say.

Every time they gave her something
interesting to do, like in this

episode, Warlord, that I was
talking about, She, she nails it.

Rob: Yeah, and like, I remember she
leaves, and then she comes back,

Kevin: Yeah, she leaves in The
Gift, season four, episode two, in

which, um, there is a little bit
of a coda for their relationship.

They, before she, she evolves and leaves
the ship for, for other dimensions,

uh, they have like a, a drink in the,
in the lounge or whatever and Neelix

jokes that, uh, I'm, it, I never quite
understood why we broke up, I bet

it was my cooking or something like

Rob: yeah.

Kevin: So there is a mention of them,
like, past tense, past tense, but the

breakup definitely happened off screen.

Rob: Because then she comes back
and it's more of an episode about

her and Janeway, and it's got, like,
very little to do with, I think,

Kevin: Yeah, again, they, they,
they re meet in that episode

and, and he, he is one of the few
people who can like talk her down.

Um, the, the episode title is Fury,
that's season six, episode twenty three,

and she is completely single minded.

She's been put in the, in the conviction
that Voyager is responsible for her

life going completely off the rails
and her discovery of her powers being

mishandled and she blames Janeway
specifically for all of that and so

she is here to, uh, to exact vengeance.

Um, Neelix briefly manages to talk
her down through the power of their

relationship but she, she is still angry.

And in the end what sways her is a
holographic message from herself,

because in this episode, they discover
this and they decide to, there's

a bit of, you know, timey wimey.

We have just enough time to go back in
time and record a message to yourself

so you can talk yourself out of

Rob: Excellent.

Timey wimey, you're speaking my

Kevin: works.

Yeah.

So yeah.

Um, yeah.

Neelix and Kes, uh, yeah, one of those,
One of more than a few elements of Voyager

that didn't quite work from the beginning
had to be corrected along the way.

Rob: I'm amazed they kept it going as long
as they did, because you're there going,

surely that ended, like, in Season 2.

No, it was still, still powering through
in Season 4, you're going, ohoho!

Um, but yeah, it was definitely one where
we went, well, we're glad that one's over.

Kevin: Speaking of leaving things
to the last minute, let's talk

Chakotay and Seven of Nine.

Rob: like to call the WTF moment,

Kevin: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Uh.

It's not completely out of nowhere, but it

Rob: you're being far too generous, Mr.

Kevin Yang, come on!

Heh heh

Kevin: I, when I look at it critically,
to go, alright, Chakotay and Seven of

Nine needed some emotional jeopardy
in Endgame, the final episode.

And in that final episode we learn
that, left to its own devices, Voyager

would have slowly made its way back to
the Alpha Quadrant, Seven of Nine would

have died along the way, and Chakotay
would be a broken man for the loss.

Rob: Yeah.

Kevin: And that is one of the reasons
that Admiral Janeway comes back in

time in order to change history,
uh, to, you know, save them two,

save Seven of Nine's life, and save
Chakotay's heart, I guess you'll say.

And so, for that to make any
sense, establish a relationship.

And so like one episode before the finale,
Chakotay and Seven of Nine go on a date.

And there is, in order, and I feel like
they, they realized they could, that

couldn't come completely out of nowhere.

So to scaffold that, Seven of Nine is
exploring her human emotions in an earlier

episode and some bit of Borg machinery
kind of, uh, puts her life in jeopardy.

It detects her emotions as a malfunction
and starts to shut her down, and so

she tragically decides she cannot
pursue a romantic relationship

because it would kill her, but then
the doctor's able to work some magic.

And so she realizes she can
now pursue a relationship,

obviously with Chakotay, what a

Rob: course, what an absolute dog.

An absolute dog.

Kevin: And so, yeah, the, the, the, the
wheels are in motion and she's, she's

caught practicing her dating technique on
the holodeck with a, with a holo Chakotay.

Rob: right,

Kevin: Yeah, it's all
kind of, kind of awkward.

Rob: It's, it's just, yeah, there's
nothing about it that, I don't know

any fan that went, Oh, it's really
going, I was rooting for those two.

Kevin: Unlike Worf and Deanna, who
seemed sweet together, on screen

Chakotay and Seven of Nine, it
always just seemed like, really?

Rob: She has more screen
time with Naomi Wildman.

Kevin: Yes.

Rob: Oh, and, oh, they mentioned Naomi
Wildman in episode two of Lower Decks?

And like, they said

Kevin: I loved it!

11 years old!!

Rob: So pissed off, oh
please, she's 11 years old.

Kevin: So good.

Um, yeah, I don't know.

I feel like Seven of Nine and Captain
Janeway would have made more sense

Rob: Much more sense.

And especially now, because
what we've seen in Picard, we're

going, well, okay, alright.

Um,

Kevin: Speaking of which, so, like,
Endgame finishes with Admiral Janeway

successfully changing history.

And so, as far as we know,
Seven and Chakotay make it

home in their relationship.

Rob: Relationship.

Kevin: It, it has not, it is still in
progress at the end of that episode.

Rob: am doing so many bunny ears.

I am doing

Kevin: And the next time, the next time
we see those two characters, we see Seven

in Picard and she's a Fenris Ranger and
clearly has no Chakotay in her life.

Rob: Mm hmm.

Kevin: Uh, in fact, she's following
for, falling for Raffi, uh, later

Rob: Which is surprising as well,
thrown in at like the final,

final seconds of season one.

Hey,

Kevin: Also didn't quite work.

Uh, there's a good audio book that the two
of the, those two actors play those parts.

Like, it's a fully voiced audio
drama called No Man's Land.

A little

Rob: hey.

Kevin: um, taste.

But,

Rob: a, that's, a

Kevin: if you want, if you want
a story where they are together

and being together, like, it's
there if you want to go find it.

And the ac, actual actors are voicing it.

So, uh, it's, it's pseudo canon.

Um, But, uh, Chakotay, the
next time we see him, is in the

events of Star Trek Prodigy.

He is taking the, uh, the, um,
the Prodigy into the wormhole

to, to kind of investigate it.

Rob: With his, what the hell do you have
with, uh, with Janeway connection thing.

Kevin: Yeah, and he, we see the
scenes where he, he bids a tearful

farewell to Janeway, gives her the
gift, they're like parting and it's a

almost maybe, maybe not relationship.

And so, the idea that he would
still be together with, with Seven

at that point is unbelievable.

Somewhere after the events of
Endgame, in which Janeway successfully

changed history so that Seven would
live and Chakotay would not have

his heart broken, they broke up.

And it almost strikes me as like, she
must have died pretty quickly before

they could realize they weren't right
for each other in original timeline.

Rob: I think her death is like
just a couple of weeks away.

If

Kevin: Uh huh.

Rob: Um, yeah, I think they just, they
just get back to civilization and the two

of them look at each other and go, oh no,
this, no, no, this is, no, this, no, heh

Kevin: Can you believe that
pined for you for the rest of

my life in that other timeline?

Rob: Let's just never
talk about this again.

Kevin: It's a lot of pressure, right?

relationship?

To know that, you know, you would be
my one true love when, and if you died,

I would, I would never love again.

Um, maybe that pressure is what sunk them.

Rob: It's holodeck pressure.

It's all that holodeck pressure.

It's built up unrealistic
expectations on a relationship.

Kevin: There's some shades of
Riker Troi there as well, of that

glimpse of the future changed
their feelings in the present.

Rob: Yeah, maybe if Chakotay
grew his beard a bit sooner.

Maybe.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Kevin: I don't know, but I don't know
if it's that Chakotay was done so

well in Prodigy that I have newfound
respect for that character and, uh,

I, I now don't want to believe that he
would be completely inconsolable after,

uh, Seven's death in that timeline.

Rob: Yeah, it's definitely his character
has gotten the best bit of writing, um,

that he has, that he ever did, really.

Like, to be honest, there's
not many standalone Chakotay

episodes where you're there going,
that's a good Chakotay episode.

You're just

Kevin: Maybe it's, maybe it's Seven
realized that Chakotay was not,

not who she was meant to be with.

Like, she was still discovering what
romantic relationships would be.

It was her first experiment.

You know, your first love
is rarely your true love.

So maybe, maybe Chakotay was
her first love and then she

Rob: She didn't want a penis.

Kevin: And, and the fact that she
broke up with him, but lived on,

meant that Chakotay could, you know,
he could, you know, you can, you can

love someone and they don't love you
back, uh, but they go on in the world

and you love them at a distance.

Uh, and you, you, you mourn
for what wasn't, but you

weren't meant to be together.

But she didn't die.

And so maybe it wasn't that she
died and they couldn't be together

that made him inconsolable.

Maybe it was the fact
that she died at all.

And he loves her, even if at a
distance, enough that her death

would be a tragic event to him.

Rob: Look, Kevin, a lesser person would
think that you're reaching, but I think

you've put more effort into this than the
writers ever did, so, uh, you should get a

Kevin: What is, what is the premise
of our episode of Substance Radio

today, if not to reach beyond the

Rob: Yeah, we go beyond.

Above and

Kevin: talking about, we spent a good five
minutes talking about Scotty and Uhura.

I think we are definitely
going overboard here.

Rob: And we cut ourselves way too short,
we could have gone a lot longer on that.

Kevin: Alright, well, that's, that's
pretty much, those are the four

that I could think of, uh, and I, I
enjoy talking through them with you.

I, I, uh, I found some in each
one that I hadn't thought of.

Rob: When it comes to relationships,
uh, Star Trek are quite, uh You know,

it's, it's not the safest haven for
where you can find relationships starting

and ending in any type of joyous way.

Um, as if, you know, just need to
look at my, uh, my Deep Space Nine as

the perfect representation of that.

But to find those relationships that
end off screen, it's just like fizz out.

It was a big thing in TV shows in the 90s.

When they, like we talked about, you
know, pushing relationships because

they've used up every other, uh,
avenue for their script writing.

Um, and sometimes it works,
sometimes it doesn't.

It's like, well, it's just, um, you
know, in between seasons it doesn't

work out, or in between episodes even.

Kevin: It's a funny thing.

In one of the interviews I read with
Ethan Phillips, who plays Neelix,

he talked about, in his opinion,
that kind of character story was not

something that the writers of at least
Star Trek Voyager were interested in.

They wanted to tell plot driven stories.

They wanted to tell character
stories that served the plot.

Purely Uh, emotional character stories,
just kind of, I guess they, they needed

more than one episode do them justice.

And in a show that was very firmly
rooted in the episodic tradition of

Star Trek, they didn't fit very well.

Uh, and so, yeah, I mean, we, we had Tom
and B'Elanna towards the end that, um, you

could, you could argue, you know, we saw
the different phases of that relationship

and they lived happily ever after.

They had their wedding, they had their
baby, but, um, I would say even that

was still a little underdeveloped for,

for something that would be truly weighty
and, and, uh, um, a meaningful, uh, look

at a romantic relationship between adults.

We, Star, Star Trek was never great
at that, and Deep Space Nine was

probably the only one who got closest
because they were telling those longer

form stories, unusually for the time.

Rob: Star Trek has always been,
and always has been, and still is

now, is that battle between, are
we story driven, are we character

driven, are we a balance of both?

And that's where, you know, Star
Trek: Deep Space Nine, was able to

flourish in a time where science
fiction was perceived as plot driven.

But Deep um, but Next Generation
was able to add in those, you know,

melodrama, character relationships,
much to the chagrin, you know, the,

the producers and the writers of the
show battling it out going, no, this is

not what Star Trek is, what it isn't.

But with Deep Space Nine you had a lot
more mature versions of relationship,

I mean, um, uh, Kira's relationships
with, uh, yeah, her moving from

relationship to relationship and
connecting with the men that has been

connected with her resistance past is
a fascinating exploration of keeping

intimacy, physical intimacy and
emotional intimacy, two different things.

A lot of the relationships she was in were
with people in males in higher authority.

Um, uh, Uh, same with, same with Julian
Bashir, setting himself up as like a

clumsy fool, then becoming kind of like
a, uh, uh, sort of like a, you know,

a man about town, seeing relationships
here, there, and everywhere, and not

really being able to settle down,
but then settling down with Ezri Dax.

Um, and all those type of, you
know, fascinating, quite mature

approaches to relationships, uh,
splintered all throughout Deep Space

Nine, because that was the show
where it was allowed to happen.

They pushed for that, let's stay here,
let's push those relationships, those

political relationships, those emotional
relationships, whereas, once you go to

Voyager and all the other ones are going,
no, no, no, it's the next thing, the

next adventure, the next species, the
next story, um, it's always challenge.

Kevin: Oddly, given the premise of the
show that these several hundred people

are locked together on a starship
and they have nobody but each other.

Like, where, where else can you explore
emotional intimacy over a period of

time than in that kind of situation?

Rob: And that's, yeah, and we've talked
about it before, that was the one thing

that really shattered me with Voyager.

They set it up in such a way to be so
unique and such a daring exploration,

that could be that whole next plot, next
plot, but how your character relationships

evolve, and they never really did that.

They just wanted to get back to being
The Next Generation, but with a different

hook, and they never really used that
hook to be the basis of their entire show,

which could have been so fascinating.

Now, before we go, also, uh, some sad
news, uh, Jeri Taylor behind, um, one

of the figureheads behind, uh, Star Trek
in the nineties definitely passed away.

Kevin: One of the, like, people
behind the, the show that, like,

were not really known at the time,
but when you go back and look, their

name was on all the good episodes.

I think my favorite Jeri
Taylor episode is The Drumhead.

We've talked about it several times
here, where the, the half Romulan crew

member on the ship is unmasked and is
going to take the fall for, for like a

bit of espionage that happened on board
the Enterprise D and the, uh, the kind of

retired, uh, still honorary admiral, uh,
judge comes aboard and starts grilling

them in, in like a, a witch trial.

And Picard has this amazing speech
at the end, which dismantles her, uh,

written by Jeri Taylor that episode.

Um, As fine as any piece of writing we
ever got in that 90s era of Star Trek:

The Next Generation, if anyone hasn't
seen The Drumhead, I can think of no

better way to honor the passing of Jeri
Taylor than to go back and watch that one.

Rob: Yes.

Good idea.

Good idea.

Everyone go out there, do some
homework and honor the late great

Jeri Taylor and their contribution
to, uh, uh, the final frontier.

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